Okay folks, I'm having my semi-annual "I Don't Know How To Dress My Body" freakout. I'm still trying to figure out what to wear in the way of tops. See I've got some weird measurements. My bust measures 44 inches. Directly below my bust I'm 32". That leads to me have about 4 inches of breasts hanging like a cliff over my stomach. It also leads to problems like this:
This is an American Apparel men's deep-v shirt in small. The medium resulted in problems similar to the next picture. Those wrinkles in the middle are the extra fabric under my boob shelf. There are especially problems where the under part of the shelf meets the side of my body.
This is a Fruit of the Loom medium. It pulls across my bust and a bit across my belly and then there's the baggy extra fabric at my waist where there's this empty tent-like area. Yes, this shirt was wrinkle-free when I wore it yesterday.
The only time neither of these things happens are when I wear shirts that are way too big for me. So what's a girl to do? I want some fitted shirts to wear outside of work, but I don't know what to do. Everything I've tried on pulls weird and I think I sometimes just buy things because either I've given up or somehow tricked myself into thinking it looks good when really it doesn't.
This of course leads to another problem. When shirts mostly fit me like the first picture, I get stares at work. See, I work at a residential treatment facility which is about 2/3 teenage boys. My ridiculously large breasts in reasonably fitted shirts get stares from both my coworkers and the boys. So I feel really weird wearing anything but oversized skater-esque t-shirts.